Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

Texas Turnover

This is a sexual act, although it does not occur at the appointed time of consummation. More of a courting ritual really.

A male, attempting to excite his spouse or chosen mate, will defecate on their pillows. The steaming turn can be referred to as a Texas Turnover

Mike: "Did you get that Texas Turnover I left for you this morning?"

Ashley: "Ah yes! Why thank you Mike for such a magnificent gesture. Maybe we will indulge in some Alabama Flapjacks later as well."

by Woody89 October 26, 2010

Texas-sized

To describe something that is approximately the size of the U.S. state of Texas, or to describe something (usually but not always originating from Texas) that is large compared to other objects of its type.

"God damn that burger is Texas-sized!" num num num

"Everything is bigger in Texas." ;)

by S1LV3R SnIpEr December 23, 2008

texas fold'em

A card game very similar to Texas Hold'em, except that the objective is to fold as soon as possible.

Player 1: I fold.
Player 2: I fold.
Player 3: I fold.

by supaDISC December 31, 2004

Texas Jackhammer

When a girl with pig tails is giving you head, grab the pig tails and pull her farther towards you with tremendous force. In the process of doing this, also perform very agressive hip thrusts towards her.

Last night, when Ashley came over,I gave her the Texas Jackhammer. I was so surprised that she had so little class to let me do this to her, that I broke up with her shortly afterwards.

by B J Whackett February 20, 2009

Mission, Texas

A place in south Texas near the Mexican boarder. It's in the Rio Grande Valley; Hidalgo County.
Best place in the world to grow up in.

I live in Mission, Texas.

by Jessa Girl August 20, 2013

Texas Divorce

Usually involves a shovel and the back of her head.

Guns n' Roses song, "Used to love her" is a great example of a Texas divorce.

by Doodlebug September 1, 2006