Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore

Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*

by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022

roach tennis

The act of fumigating (bug bombing) your apartment thereby sending your roaches fleeing into the adjacent apartments only to have them fumigate shortly afterwards sending what's left of yours plus theirs back into your place. This process is repeated until someone runs out of money for bug bombs. The first person to do so loses the game and gets stuck with the majority of the roaches.

Johnny had been saving up to buy an entire case of bug bombs and felt certain he could win this months game of roach tennis

by The Great White Monkey September 20, 2022

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.

Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Tennis

Adverb- Flamboyantly, but also in a Bad-ass manner

-"Dang look at that guy frolicking over there"
-"Oh dang. I ain't normally one for frolicking, but that man's making it work"
-"That's what we in the biz call 'Running Tennis'"

by SamJohnson April 1, 2022

tennis rage

an out-of-body experience of indescribable rage. this level 11 anger is normally first discovered when you actually play tennis for the first time and realize you actually suck at tennis.

I can’t believe he did that to me. Now every time I see him I get filled with tennis rage!

by olivanut July 13, 2025