Tennessee Tractor Pull

When you are making sweet, sweet love to a lady of your choice in the doggie style position, and for unexplainable reasons she begins to pull away. As a man who is still not quite ready to let her get away you begin to follow her on your bare ass knees in an effort to keep from letting your member slip out of her va-jay-jay

Guy 1 : I was making sweet doggie love to my girl last night when she tried to take off. It turned into a Tennessee tractor pull before it was all said and done.

by ilecx December 22, 2008

meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.

Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right

by Ronald G January 2, 2006

Tanner Story

a long rambling story that serves no purpose, ending in a completely unsatisfactory manner, usually with the phrase, "and yeah."

Example of a Tanner Story:

This one time, I was working at the theater, and this woman came up to me and asked what movie she should see. And Yeah.

by Komrad Krunch January 19, 2009

teener

teener, (TEE ner) noun. a 1/16th of an ounce, generally methamphetamine.
syn. 'teenager' or 'teenth'

Sue: I'm so glad we came to O'ahu but I'm so totally shot after missing our connection.
Michael: Me too! I thought I'd shit myself when that dog sniffed my ass at LAX.
Sue. OMG! Is that how you schlepped that teener to O'ahu? In yer hidey-hole?
Michael: Yup. I hope it's enough for the next 4 days.

by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005

Tendernob

San Francisco, California term for the area on the border between the economically depressed neighborhood of the Tenderloin and the upscale Nob Hill district. Provides striking juxtapositions of wealth and poverty. Often used with sexually suggestive implications.

I was at Geary and Leavenworth in the Tendernob when I saw some desperate girl climb into a stranger's Grand Cherokee.

by Leslie Doppler Hammond March 2, 2008

Tennessee musket

When you are fucking a girl, take your chewing tobacco out, put it on her asshole, and keep going

"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"

by Treefidy February 6, 2018

Tennessee

The best damn place to live on EARTH. All the haters can suck the exhaust of my 88 I-ROC. We've got the hottest women, the best hunting, the nicest pickup trucks, and best of all, the best football team! NATIONAL CHAMPS 1998!!

Tennessee is Utopia

by staff August 28, 2003