titty teabagging

When a woman drapes her boobs over a guy's face.

Female version of teabagging, but with titties instead of balls.

My male coworker was leaning back in his chair and our female customer walked up to him, took her breasts out of her top and laid them over his face. I think he was in shock from the titty teabagging he got. <true story>

by FunGal_in_SoCal March 20, 2011

Texan Teabag

When you teabag someone and take a dump on there face.

Man, when I woke up this morning, I had a shit on my face, and some balls in my mouth. God damn Randy gave me a Texan Teabag!

by Some_Dude5846 June 24, 2008

chocolate teabag

similar to teabagging someone, only before the tea bagging you shit and whipe your ass towards your balls so you can get the "chocolate" with the tea bag

Ryan passed out, so i chocolate tea bagged him...he loves chocolate teabags

by ggrrrrrraassshopppperrrrrrr January 12, 2009

teabag turd

When a rogue unflushed turd is left for a few hours in the toilet bowl and takes on the appearance of a spent tea bag.

"I went to the toilet this morning and someone had left a teabag turd in there."

by The sting May 29, 2014

teabag rape

the insertion of the male genitalia into another person's mouth

David: What happened to Kelsey?
Lauren: She got teabag raped...

by Kyle Icenhower June 11, 2006

People's Teabag

Known as a group teabag consisting of 2 or more people.Origin: Halo 3 Social Slayer. Also with the teabag one will shout you got cum on your face a sticy disgrace dropping my ballsack on your face singing teabag teabag dropping(the peoples) to the tune of we will rock you by queen.Gamertag Dogofpoop and mrxdillenger on xbox live.

In halo 3 when you kill someone you and your team all go over to that person and continuaslly drop your spartan ballsack on your innocent visctim shouting and we'll be dropping the people's teabag on your roody-poo candy ass and you will go one on one with the great one and we will strike down with vengeance from above and ou will know that our name is the lord.

by DOGOFPOOP February 23, 2010

chocolate teabag

(noun) The act of placing ones testicles and scrotum into the anus of another. Often requires significant preparation by both parties. Some variations have the penis of the chocolate teabagger enter the vagina of the one being chocolate teabagged, however this is not necessary.

Rodney have gave his girl a chocolate teabag last week. Neither could walk for 3 days!

by Tony8758 October 12, 2005