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taking my talents to south beach

masturbation.

said by LeBron James on his decision show.

mentioned in an email from a fan to bill simmons.
Dude 1: "yo, where were you yesterday?"
Dude 2: "oh my bad, i was taking my talents to south beach."
by DanGilbert July 10, 2010
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talon

a awesome red head that plays video games if you have a friend named talon keep him forever
because there hard to find.
ps don't get him pisst off
dam talon sure plays videgames
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talyla

Man i just wanna be a Talyla...
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talen monster

a bird man that cheats on everyone he's with, and is far too ugly to cheat, or get any girls, and sucks at lacrosse.
damn he's so bad, he must be a talen monster
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talent

Euphemism for 'breasts'. Taken from the anime Sailormoon.
But I'm the one with the most talent!
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taking my talents to southhampton

to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
by Stepdads September 29, 2010
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