go sit on a tack

Phrase. If you say this to someone, it means, get the hell away from me OR shut up. In most cases, it means who gives a damn what you say?

Jill: Hey Bob! Will you go see a movie with me?
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.

by dotnosedgirl February 20, 2011

totally fish tacos

an unreal, logic-defying event or situation that seems completely implausible or that has no correlation to the real world whatsoever.

something that should not exist.

Fuck this shite, I'm going to the pub. This is totally fish tacos.

I don't care how delicious they might be, I'm not eating a fish taco. What the fuck is that shit anyway?

by crackerman078 April 3, 2009

tick tack

a very very tiny penis

yo i heard around thaa jeremy's penis is so small that it is a tick tack

by E A P October 25, 2006

Moose Tacos

A variation on the Moustakas. After removing the baseball bat from the ass, it is then wiped clean on a tortilla. It is then sprinkled with cheese and eaten.

After the game every night, Mike likes to wind down with some drinks, a little sex, and finish it off with some Moose Tacos.

by Mike Bo. May 16, 2008

bait n' tackle

Phrase referring to an amateur shooting a quick porn video in Las Vegas for much needed cash.

"John lost it all at the tables; he had to do a bait n' tackle to get airfare back home!"

by B&T December 28, 2007

tacketting

The act of secretly masturbating to gay porn.

I was tacketting to guys having sex as my mother was in the other room.

by Rosacea Mederma April 13, 2009

Tackle Fuck

A sexual position requiring male to wear night vision goggles and female to bend over in a dark room. The move is finished when the male runs through the room and completes intercourse while female is knocked unconscious. The same move can be accomplished by a gay couple but has a entirely different term. see Pole Vaulting.

BRO:Dude I tottaly tackle Fucked her last night.
BRA: Aw thats to bad she seemed nice.

by Parkertouch February 20, 2010