Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 13, 2024
Tra-Ffic Bad-die
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Variants: Traffic Baddy
plural Traffic Baddies
Informal
1. You’re super comfy being as confident as possible, even when you know you’re straight wrong #DieOnThisHill
2. You mean what you say - Even though you have to do it through a fake account, you mean it. #ISaidIt
3. You empower others to be upset that you are upset about being stopped for breaking traffic law #HearMeOutFriends
Mya being a Traffic Baddie again, she doesn’t believe in any laws but the constitution. #MyEmployees
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
Jeff just got upset that the police stopped another reckless drunk driver so he’s making vague threats in Facebook Messenger, he’s such a TB. #IHopeYou…
by CCSDPDTraffic July 24, 2023
Twitter Traffic is when someone tweets something controversial to bait people into reacting and arguing in the replies.
by Miss Zaynoo October 19, 2021
by SpongeCakey October 18, 2021
A term used to describe a situation where two vehicles stop in the middle of the road to have a conversation, particularly in rural or sparsely populated areas where traffic is minimal.
Guy 1: "Dude, the party has already started! Where are you?"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
Guy 2: "I'm caught in a Montana Traffic Jam and these guys won't get off the road!"
by EpicQ February 27, 2024
Basketball term for defenders in the paint, when a player drives in the defenders will attempt to cut off lanes 'thereby traffic'
Break Em Off by Paul Wall
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"
Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"
Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.
by CandyPaintedExcursion February 02, 2020
by jakevi July 28, 2022