tossed like salad

Extremely intoxicated to the point of near incoherance.

"Oh man did you talk to her before?"

"Yea I don't know what the hell she's talking about, she's tossed like salad right now."

by StealsyourstereO April 26, 2006

Tossery

Behaviour that’s indicative of a person, persons or organisation being tosser(s).

David reacted in a typically tossery manner when challenged.

by Robali May 6, 2021

useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser

You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.

by useless tosser August 23, 2016

drunk tossers

When two men get hammered and find each others holes

My dad said he was not gay but then after going out with family I found out his buddy’s are drunk tossers.

by Truthoftheword July 26, 2021

tossrotten

to get WELL drunk so you cant move. and thinking hurts.

im sick of this im goin 2 the pub to get tossrotten.

by rob helm December 13, 2006

twosser

A person who doesn't use Twitter but feels the need to tell others how useless it is.

He's a twosser - never tried Twitter but happy to run it down.

by Rollo_Tomasi July 6, 2009

Tossaringay

Tossaringay is the ultimate diss to give someone. It is the combination of tosser, ass ring, and gay. The basic meaning is someone who plays with his asshole because he is a fag.

P1: Dude you suck!
P2: You're a tossaringay.
P1: Dam thats harsh.

by St Cedd September 14, 2009