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Toilet Padding

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009
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Toilet Roulette

Any horrible instance where you have to choose between sitting on the toilet to urinate and/or defecate or vomiting.
While having the flu, Nancy was often victim of toilet roulette.
by masonthekiller May 7, 2011
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Toilet Terminator

One who TERMINATES a Toilet, Loo, WC, Rest room, Lavatory, Commode, Latrine, Powder room (for the Elegant Ladies).
Toilet Terminator is someone that uses a toilet in such a way that for the next 2 days, anyone attempting to use the toilet will either be suffering from a serious cold or would need a GAS MASK!!!
by afro.king (MK) December 12, 2010
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Canadian toilet

(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.

(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "

"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 15, 2019
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toilet bouy

Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.
This morning I sat down for my morning shit and forgot to lift the ol' toilet bouys up!!!!
by Krypto-BL February 10, 2018
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toilet jerk

When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.
Person 1: Man last night was crazy!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.

Person 2: So what did you do?

Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.

Person 2: ...wtf.

Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
by Conbradyor June 20, 2010
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Squidward's toilet

Probably the most legendary character in Spongebob Squarepants, it's been in many episodes, but in the episode "House Fancy" he is in his true form, sadily he was dying.
Person 1 :yo bro i just shit in Squidward's toilet

Person 2: oh my god, you are amazing
by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019
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