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by viktorgaysweden November 20, 2020
by riask August 26, 2008
A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).
John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.
Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?
John: hold on she's sending it now.....
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Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW
Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?
John: hold on she's sending it now.....
...(loading)...
Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW
by Trynasaurus dotcom March 18, 2011
Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.
Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.
Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020
by Cory Feldman June 26, 2008
is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!
by samtheman4808 April 28, 2008
by hank scorpio November 20, 2003