times

a number that illistrates the amount something has been done or taken place.

How many times do u masterbates in a given week?

by Tim Bob The Arabian Sailor October 12, 2003

post-historic times

the era following the post-modern era. As new media provides instant documentation of events both large and small, and all recordings of earlier historic records are contained online, this era will be one in which our understanding of time and global events will be within the context of momentary and fleeting bits of information.

Study of history will be a fluid and all-encompassing creative work.

the New York Times? man, that's such a post-historic times entity...

by ms.MarthaG June 27, 2011

Roll Tide

A salutation amongst the humans that were unable to score high enough in life to be an Auburn fan.

"Roll Tide, my sister's pregnant and I'm the grandfather!"

All reply "Roll Tide."

by All Orange Everything February 19, 2015

Seventy Times Seven

Matthew 18:21-22 reads: Then Peter came to Him and said, "Lord, how often shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? Up to seven times?" Jesus said to him, "I do not say to you, up to seven times, but up to seventy times seven."

Basically meaning that you should just not foregive someone once but more then once, so then you actaully will have to deal with it and foregive the person.

Jesse from Brand New was dating a girl, Adam from Taking Back Sunday got with her thus making Brand New write the song seventy times seven. The response to the song was There's no "I" in team.

by Trevismith December 9, 2008

black tide

the best rock band today. will hopefully push out all the crappy emo music like My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday out of the business, and open a new era of good metal guitars and solos longer than 3 seconds.

Person: OMG Black Tide is a gift from God!
Person 2: Yeah now I don't have to keep telling people My Chemical Romance and Taking Back Sunday suck!

by feed_your_metal_gland March 22, 2008

Tiesticles

when you're rolling testicles on tiesto

i'm rollin' tiesticles man

by phil1234565432 August 14, 2007

Tidus

main character in FFX. Thinks too much. He's pretty good with a sword. Yuna's bestest guardian.

Tidus is Yuna's bitch.

by the dude March 1, 2004