6th-10th graders that only talk about dank memes and other overused internet trends. They can usually be found in the comments section of cringe compilations making edgy remarks to "fit in" because of this, their understanding of society comes from the internet which leads them to have poor judgement.They're also known to be very annoying and obnoxious.
by QuantumPhantom July 29, 2016

Someone so atrophied by instant feedback, congratulations and an adorable sense of entitlement, that the stress of making "adult" decisions often causes them to retreat to the safety of their parents. This move is often welcomed by the parents themselves, who felt unloved without someone to bestow lavish praise and generous material benefits upon.
by Somefinds April 25, 2009

the absolute top of the social ladder. wall kids must be attractive unless he/she is a friend of a good looking wall kid. wall kids have the privilege of not having to try hard in school. it is universally accepted that a wall kid will get a football scholarship to any college he wants. all female wall kids are future gold diggers. wall kids generally dont give a flying fuck about anything. the wall is a highly exclusive society. nobody may enter the wall without a wall pass. to get a wall pass, you must be good at sports, a heavy drinker, good at snowboarding, or be a devout born-again christian. no wall pass will be issued to anybody who does not go out and get wasted every weekend and then go to church on sunday and think that god has forgiven them. wall kids are frequent church goers and often post scripture as their facebook status. the wall has many layers to it. at the heart of the wall is the wall royalty. on the outskirts of the wall are the dusty daves. these people are not welcome and get no poon. the front row at all sporting events is reserved for the wall kids. in a nutshell, wall kids are better than you. if you are a normal person, looking a wall kid in the eye is punishable by death.
by one of "the others" December 24, 2010

by thousandguy June 18, 2022

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.
by Sambiase May 6, 2018

Someone who listens to only mainstream, radio songs. This person has no individuality in music and goes with the flow of mainstream popularity. They have a very linear range of songs, often having very few or little songs.
1. "She's so lame, such a radio kid. All she does is listen to Chris Brown"
2."He's such a radio kid, he only listens to mainstream, and radio music."
3.Teenagers who like to only listen to the hottest hits on radio and think that its the best music out there.
4. People who play radio songs very loudly on transportation, thinking its cool
5.Teenagers who bag other genres because its 'indie' or not known.
2."He's such a radio kid, he only listens to mainstream, and radio music."
3.Teenagers who like to only listen to the hottest hits on radio and think that its the best music out there.
4. People who play radio songs very loudly on transportation, thinking its cool
5.Teenagers who bag other genres because its 'indie' or not known.
by Nick and Peter December 30, 2009

A childlike human that inhabits the internet. They distribute cringe content and make their own. They're usually easy to spot as they're not well liked and make fun of others. Warning: they often have a small posse and might attack on site.
Much like an internet troll but obsessed with bad content.
Much like an internet troll but obsessed with bad content.
ChatRoom
stoolfree: *links video of bad recorder playing*
me: Such a Cringe Kid.
stoolfree: doo u even no wut art iz?
stoolfree: *links video of bad recorder playing*
me: Such a Cringe Kid.
stoolfree: doo u even no wut art iz?
by InternetBookmark February 19, 2017
