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"Why would you die?"
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Get the country flower mug.Cross country is a sport where you run long distances (specifically in a race) at fast speeds. Or In other words the best sport ever.
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Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
Country creepers are notorious for cutting their balls off and hanging them on their truck's hitch.
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