Country music

"Hey! Have you heard the new Kenny Chesney SONG???"

"No, I don't want to die"

"Why would you die?"

"It's country music"

by fuckmehaha September 30, 2019

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Country coochin'

Wild country boys out lurkin' for that cooch.....it's called country coochin'!

by Mrscountryman January 28, 2019

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The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.

Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.

by Spigot On HOT March 05, 2009

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The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.

I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.

by ZeroExe July 11, 2021

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The act of riding the tiny dick of russel wilson. believing your going to the superbowl because of him. but then end up going 5-12

by broncosrider November 01, 2023

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A code name your girlfriend makes you use for that disgusting drunk woman who lives downstairs and fucks different men every night.

Susan sure is a country squash!

by FourCardPrince October 27, 2017

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Person 1: "You from Cottage Country?"

Ethan: " Yeah nigga, I'm a gay ass faggot nigga!"

by Ethan Niggers June 21, 2021

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