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Taint bait

The massive buildup of taint cheese for using as bait to capture a taint lover or taint licker....

The act of using ones taint for bait, to bait a taint lover or taint licker....
Holy shit!!! that bitch has taint bait for me!!!!
by rkmalone January 7, 2010
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Taint worms

Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.

Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex
I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.
by Taint worm finder January 25, 2022
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Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.
Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.
by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023
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slappy taint

The moist, fat undercarriage of a saggy old woman that slaps against itself during any form of movement
I love eating ham and mustard out of a slappy taint.
by lookatthatfucktard January 23, 2015
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Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.
Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.
by Tbeauie March 2, 2012
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Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.
From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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taint sweeping

Cleaning a woman’s taint with your mustache while giving her oral.
My girl needs a good taint sweeping when we get home.
by Wheresmydad23 January 19, 2023
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