nail blast

when you have long, dirty nails and you finger a girl

dude 1: 'did you hear about what happened with Suzie?'
dude 2: 'yeah man, she got nail blasted'

by anonymous March 26, 2021

Snap blast

An obnoxious amount of snapchats sent to one person in an attempt to manipulate your top friends list in snapchat

I'm going to snap blast you for the next two days so that my ex isn't my top anymore

by SukhMaya007 November 29, 2015

foreskin blast

The signature move of popular Muppets character Kermit the Frog

"he's preparing the foreskin blast"

by nerfthemedium October 10, 2021

Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.

man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then

by King Smurf November 13, 2018

slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.

Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...

by slam blasted March 22, 2020

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013