Mashin' taters

The act of a man pleasuring himself

Man I just got done mashin' taters.

by Gypsy Roll May 19, 2009

Top the Tater

When you’re plugging away in the rear gate and pull out, when out drops a spud, and you nlow that load all over it

I was Fuckin your sister in the ass last night, and she rode me so hard it slipped out, she dropped a spud, but it was so good I had to top the tater

by Skanky Rabbi April 4, 2021

Half eaten Tater tot

When a guy has a tiny dick.

My god, his dick is smaller than a half eaten tater tot.

by Giggles555 December 24, 2017

Tater

1.Being a russian. Specifically a nickname of sorts. Usually said as an insult. Named for the fact of which vodka was invented by russians. Vodka is made out of potatoes jsyk! Mainly stated for the purpose of hurting the "tater", but instead is possibly amusing to the victim of this name.

Tater-hater: "Hey, did u guys soo those taters driving by? They so eat a lot of potatoes (if you know what i mean)"

Tater-hater2: "Hell yea, i can hear the music that was playing too, ahh those taters...good times, good times."

by CooleyJuli March 3, 2009

Tater Tot

A person who has eaten so many tatertots in their lifetime that they start to look like one

I have eaten so many tatertots today that you mind as well call me Tater Tot.

by putdown April 13, 2015

Tater tits

Side dish = side piece whore

We call Darren's side chics Tater Tits.

by Lullabelle July 26, 2025

urban dic tater

Putz parked totally on Urban Dictionary over-obsessing on absorbing entries or getting published. Close relative to urban dichead.

Geek #1: "MILF! Courgarlicious... That's one silver fox trot. A jamie lee coitus. What do you think, dude?"

Geek #2: "Get a life. I think you're becoming an urban dic tater."

by geezitron November 16, 2009