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sympathy grope

it starts as a sympathetic hug... but quickly segueways into a plea for symapthy sex.
I was feeling super crappy and my friend's brother hugged me. Little did I know it was a thinly disguised sympathy grope!!!
by sculder June 29, 2009
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Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.
I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.
by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011
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Sympathy Vomiting

Vomiting on an already Vomited surface.
'The twilight' movies were so bad that while getting out halfway through I slipped on a pool of vomit. Seeing so much of it induced Sympathy vomiting in me. I guess it was a fitting tribute to such a crass movie.
by Adam Baba September 24, 2013
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Sympathy

Anybody that pretends to feel sorry for, or care about somebody in a court room when a camera is rolling is usually the kind of person who wants to go back to laughing about the whole thing later on (while saying something like it wasn't funny at the time, but it was funny afterward).
The lawyers don't give a fuck about George Floyd or his life, any more than anybody else that never met the guy. He didn't even exist to most people around the world until May 25, 2020. Nobody that doesn't know a guy has sympathy for him, that isn't human.
by Solid Mantis April 11, 2021
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Skin Symphony

The sounds created when a man and a woman make sweet passionate love for a longer than average period of time.
BART: Hey man I just got done creating a skin symphony with the old lady it was great.

SCHUHDADDY (AKA MOZART): Man 5 minutes of you pumping your little tool in and out of her doesn't count as a skin symphony. The last chick I nailed I told her to turn the music off cause I was about to conduct, I then proceeded to burn through a whole box of rubbers and we were laying in a puddle of her girl gravy whenb I was done. That my friend is the skin symphony.
by Schuhdaddy February 25, 2008
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mc symptoms

Mc Symptoms are the feelings you get after eating McDonalds. They usually consist of:

1. The mc shakes (From all the sugar)
2. The mc gurgles (From all the grease)
3. The mc brick (The feeling in your stomach)
4. The mc sweats (Withdrawal symptoms)

As seen and proven in the film 'Supersize Me'
"I just went to McDonalds earlier today and i think i may be suffering from Mc Symptoms"

Don't eat McDonalds, you'll get the Mc Symptoms"
by _ATMP_ May 16, 2016
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Stickerbush Symphony

1. The single greatest song created in the history of the world by David Wise for the stage Bramble Blast of Donkey Kong Country 2 that nearly went unused and was originally created for an underwater level.
2. A great, nostalgic, beautiful, or emotional song
1.
"I hate that stage, but, man, Stickerbush Symphony is a masterpiece!"
2.
"Ever heard Dead in the Water by Ellie Goulding?"
"I don't think so."
"Dude, that's Ellie's Stickerbush Symphony! Hits me in the feels."
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
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