neo-net-surfing-zombie

People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.

Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010

Motorway surfing

When you are driving at speed up a motorway, you open your windown fully , put your arm outside the window (fingers pointing the direction you are driving) and make a wave with your arm (like simulating a rolercoaster)

I went motorway surfing on the way to Trago Mills

by Yabbers October 28, 2004

Abdominal Surfing

An extreme sport in which an individual slides down a rail, usually in a staircase, perpendicular to the rail, balancing on the lower ribs and upper abs. The two variations are sprints, in which a single rail is ridden down, and slalom, in which a series of rails going down a stairwell that rises at least 4 floors.

As he rounded the last corner of the stairwell, a police officer almost grabbed him, but he quickly remembered abdominal surfing, so he lept onto the last stair rail and ab surfed away

by bad mother lover September 17, 2010

hoe surfing

A name defining the action of a man or men looking for a woman or women of questionable character in an otherwise questionable part of town. The act can easily be spotted by the manner in which it is done. Cat calling, cruising real slow repeatedly through the same area,or hanging out in shady locations for long durations of time are good signs.

That thirsty punk has passed by here six times in the last fifteen minutes in his hooptie ride and he keeps stopping to talk to me like he's hot shit. That asshole is hoe surfing in the wrong hood.

by BigFace Vinny April 2, 2011

SurfingPikachuu

Someone who is so epic, that he can pwn anything

telamon, or me, surfingpikachuu

by the dude from roblox July 31, 2011

urban surfing

old school street skating in the city,

hey man lets carve up the streets this arvo, nah i cant go urban surfing today i got other stuff to do,

by Hallzee July 12, 2007

Surfing

The paying of a credit card with money from another credit card.

I was broke, so I did some surfing to pay my bills.

by Primordial Warlock February 18, 2010