Canadian summer

An idiom referring to a very short period of time, typically no longer than a week-and-a-half. Owes its origins to the Season 3 episode of How I Met Your Mother, "Sandcastles in the Sand," in which it's said that "summer in Canada is basically the last week in July."

Synonymous with the oft-used baseball idiom cup of coffee and typically used as its hockey counterpart. Also synonymous with a New York minute.

George O'Leary spent a Canadian summer as the head coach of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, resigning only five days after being hired.

by StrictBiz April 9, 2013

Hot Summer Salad

Eating out the asshole (tossing salad) of a sweaty homeless man or woman on a hot, sultry summer day.

I’ll be having a hot summer salad today.

I have to run wipe my face off after that hot summer salad. Was a little extra wet and tangy.

That homeless woman had the best tasting hit summer salad and it only cost me $5 to get it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Yellow submarine

A song from the Beatles released on the 1966 album Revolver

We all live in a yellow submarine

by Aunt Jane November 5, 2019

Mythical summer

Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed

Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer

Employee: ok mythical summer

by Trou god April 27, 2021

Dirty Submarine

A sexual game in which the penis (submarine) swims through the anal cavity attempting to dodge dingle berries (underwater mines) from entering the pee hole.

Kian plays Dirty Submarine with his brother Rory

by Great Aunt Marg July 11, 2022

missing submarine

Titanic: 2
Rich People: 0

Bert:Bro did u hear about the missing submarine?
Tammy: Nah fam

by sad tittiez x D June 21, 2023

No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.

"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.

by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009