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Nick and simon

The realest niggas you will ever meet, one is ugly and has spiderman powers the other just works out all day, one is really small in all aspects (simon) the other is really big in all aspects (nick)
Damn nick and simon like to eat ass and smoke grass
by 😈 trolly March 8, 2022
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Simon

the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably the most beautiful person you’ve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and it’s very obvious he’s too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if you’re not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford
Friend: ugh I can’t believe simon has a 94 in macro
Me: ugh can he get any better://
by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019
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Saimoon

No one is exactly sure why this is, but Saimoon is said to be the true definition of the term "saimoon" which can be understandable by general people. To get an insight about Saimoon you must visit Saimoon and come to know all about Saimoon.
I was busy attending my lecture and all of a sudden a student saimooned it.

To be a Saimoon or not to be is the question
by Saimoon April 4, 2017
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Simon

A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.
Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
by Simonismuchosmelly May 26, 2019
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simons

Simons are people not to be messed with. They get shit done, and don’t mess with stupid people. In fact, if you’re stupid just walk away. Otherwise it won’t end well for you! Simons are extremely intelligent and pretty much always get their way. Don’t cross them because they’re always right. And they will prove it!
The Simons family won first today.
by Nurses101 March 26, 2019
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simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
by 00Daddy November 22, 2019
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Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)
My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.
by Bag Mann March 26, 2021
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