ghost-status

When you can't get in touch with a friend, so you give up.

I tried to call him 5 times, he is now in ghost-status. He has to call me

by pfidr34 August 29, 2006

status war

when two or more people get into a public argument or verbal fight on a social networking site (ex. facebook) via status updates.

awww dayum, johnny really fried up mary in that status war last night. puttin her out there like that...

by jaype August 8, 2008

Status Whore

When a person (specifically teenager) will set a status on Facebook/Myspace for attention more than four times a day.
The word Status Whore was developed because a whore changes boyfriends everyday , and Status whores change statuses every hour

Signs that you are being a status whore include :

1. Your wall contains statuses that are being updated every 15 minutes.
2. You tend to use statuses that don't get many likes on facebook.
3. People know your life because of your statuses.

Status Whores on Facebook

Maddie : I need a bagel (5 minutes ago)
Maddie : Left my charger at Baileys house \: (9 minutes ago)
Maddie : I HATE LIFE (12 minutes ago)
Maddie : HAVING SEX WITH ADRIAN DONT TEXT UNLESS YOU WANNA JOIN (15 minutes ago)
Maddie : I hate whores. (20 minutes ago)

^ This is a real girl who actually set these statuses

by Fishyyyyyy August 18, 2010

holy statutory

this term is used when you come across a young female from the age of 16-18 years of age and is very beautiful, the statutory part is said due to the fact, that if you had sex with this female you may go to prison for statutory rape

holy statutory! look at the ass on that

by TheZeroNine June 13, 2006

statement of intent

Telling a girl/guy you are interested in them. Usually sexual.

Him: What do you like most about doing pottery?
Her: You know, I just love molding the clay. It's so satisfying being able to create something with your hands.
Him (statement of intent): Wow, I love that you're so passionate about that. And you have such a physical enjoyment of it. That's really sexy.

by C.O'B September 10, 2006

Stratum Squad

Really awesome club that used to exist. Took place in Quincy, Illinois. The people in it were the most awesome bitches ever.

"Earth, Fire, Wind, STRATUM SQUAD!"

by murkalurka January 25, 2009

clown status

A person who, through absurd or irrelevant actions or comments, achieves a certain level of idiocy that likens him or her to a clown.

A joke, loser, douch bag, jerk-off

Yo I just thought I'd tell you that your boyfriend is total clown status.

by friarSams March 23, 2005