spondu

1.70's lingo for theft.

Man...that nigga spondu all my shyit

by Jamofo August 23, 2003

spongeboy

A "low man on the totem pole". Similar to a "mop jockey" the spongeboy gets the really low end tasks.

This job sucks.... Almost as bad as the spongeboy at the 25 cent jackin' booths.

by dot-goner February 6, 2003

Spontaneous Cumbustion

An unexpected ejaculation

Jill was pissed Randy was premature last night. Jill said he suffers from Spontaneous Cumbustion.

by PSpin420 November 2, 2009

sponge painting

When a girl is on her period and gets the blood on her overgrown bush and then uses the blood to "sponge paint" on her partner.

Guy 1: Bro, why does it look like Helen Keller tried to paint a Bob Ross mural on your back?
Guy 2: Aw shit, Lafonda was on the rag last night, that bitch must've started sponge painting me after I came home blacked out.

by YallBeenEatinChips March 22, 2010

cock sponge

Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.

(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...

(ANAL DESTRUCTION)

by Bo Gibson November 6, 2006

European Sponge Bath

The act of moistening one's pubic hairs and brushing them along his or her partner's naked body.

Kathy was feeling a bit dirty last night so I gave her a good ol' European Sponge Bath

by b2hoops December 1, 2009

Banter Sponge

Someone who absorbs banter, but fails to return the banter.

Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?

Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.

Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!

by KirtjE October 18, 2011