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Stafford County Spark Plug

The act of sticking the fat end of a fork into ones penis, sticking the prongs into an electrical outlet, then shocking yourself until sufficient pleasure has been achieved
Gert: Yo, I gave Tashnishuh a Stafford County Spark Plug yesterday behind the Sheetz
Michael: could I receive one of those gang?
Gert: of course my brotha’
by Fooligan Dictionary October 20, 2025
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darci/sparks

A person who is a Crazy person on. GameJolt !!!!!
if you stalk them I swear
friends with mentallyinsanegray
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Mj Sparks

Mj Sparks is a very interesting individual. She’s very attractive and has great style. She has very good music taste. She’s very underrated and most just believe the rumors that are told about her before actually getting to know her. She is kind to everyone but cares most for her friends. She has the most irreplaceable love for her friends. She’s very funny and very nice to hangout with. She’s been through some pretty traumatic things but still is a very good person. She has the most infectious smile. She has porn star tits and the hottest body but there’s more to her than just that. She says af and lovely a lot and she care about people.
Oh my god did you see Mj Sparks today she’s so pretty
by BIG BRAIN BOZO November 24, 2021
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Mj Sparks

Mj sparks is one of the most interesting people you’ll meet. She’s very kind to her friends and to others in general. She gets more interesting the more you get to know her. She’s been through traumatic things but still chooses kindness everyday. She’s very underrated and miss understood. Most just believe the rumors over who she actually is inside. She has beautiful eyes and porn star tits. She has really good taste in music and style. She says at and lovely a lot. She’s a swimmer which is very unexpected to most. She has muscles she’s strong she’s nice and she cares for people. She has the most infectious smile.
Bro did you see Mj sparks today?, I love her shoes
by BIG BRAIN BOZO November 24, 2021
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spark

spark - verb

Sparking someone is beating the absolute living shit out of that person, it's a bit like jumping someone but in a way more serious manner.

Usually heard in Ireland or Britain coming out of the mouth of a gang member
"I swear I'm gonna spark him if he gets smart with me again"

"Did you hear about Lee? The Clarkes got him on his knees and sparked him"
by Ccoorbin July 8, 2024
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Divine Spark

The Divine Spark is the idea, found in various religious and mystical traditions, that a fragment of the divine or a piece of God's essence exists within each human being. It suggests that spiritual enlightenment involves awakening or reconnecting with this inner divinity to transcend the material world.
"Both Gnosticism and Quakerism emphasize the Divine Spark, with Gnostics viewing it as a trapped fragment of God needing liberation through knowledge, while Quakers believe it is an inner light that guides individuals toward truth and spiritual integrity".
by eccojamsvol1 May 23, 2025
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Zipper Sparking

The urban legend whispered among the friction-deprived—“zipper sparking” refers to that rare and awkward moment when two people get close enough for their denim hardware to make contact, producing a heat so foreign to their bodies it might as well be a fire hazard.

It’s not foreplay. It’s fore-shame. The physical equivalent of two microwaved Hot Pockets colliding in a tragic dance of static cling and unmet expectations. Most who use the term haven’t actually experienced it—they’re just fantasizing about what it might be like to be in the same ZIP code as intimacy.

In the wild, zipper sparking is less a sexy moment and more a clunky cry for help. If it happens, it’s followed not by the sound of someone Googling “do I need aloe for my friction burn?”
Gave and I, “watched Netflix and partook in zipper sparking”.
by XamulP May 27, 2025
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