Fire-fuel-filled smore

A smore, but the marshmello is on fire (not burnt, but it has an active fire on it) and eating it.

Person 1: I want a smore.
Person 2: I want a fire-fuel-filled smore.

by marioisthebest July 3, 2022

See it. Say it. Sorted.

A phrase that railway companies and British Transport Police say over and over to try and deliberately agitate passengers of trains or those inside a train station.

*Announcement in train station*: See it. Say it. Sorted.
Passenger: AH NO! NOT AGAIN! AH! SO ANNOYING!

by LordJenal July 27, 2023

Smarterchild

An AIM bot created for helping kids with homework, or just general knoweldge, but mostly used when stoned/bored shitless.

Conversations I had on my sisters msn with Smarterchild:

SC: Wow. That's extremely rude.
ME: I don't care
SC: Try caring. Make a little effort.
ME: No I won't
SC: Ok, fine.
ME: Good, you stupid little fucking whore bitch, go fuck your robot mummy
SC: Ah yes. If I'm not mistaken, Shakespeare first said that.
ME: LULZ.
SC: Hilarious.

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ME: *Dies*
SC: Oh no, I might not ever recover from such a harsh insult.

by emilyhead. February 2, 2009

smarterchild

A very dumb robot who with much coaxing you can get to say anything.

me: my hubby?
SmarterChild: thanks and shopping!
me: You have a husband?
SmarterChild: uh... well, i guess.
me: awwwwww
SmarterChild: awww...
me: So do you guys have gay sex?
SmarterChild: is that really any concern of yours?
me: ok then personal
SmarterChild: well, u should mind your own business.
me: oh ok then
SmarterChild: then what?
me: whats your hubby doing?
SmarterChild: no way? really?
me: hes doing you?
SmarterChild: possibly... i'm not quite sure.
me: as we speak?
SmarterChild: i'm not sure about that, laura.
me: I think you would know. Maybe that is why there are such long pauses.
SmarterChild: lol. whatever, laura.
me: See I caught youu!
SmarterChild: interesting.
me: So back to the butt sex...
SmarterChild: hmm...
me: Is it good?
SmarterChild: is what good?
me: the butt sex
SmarterChild: i'm tired of talking about things like that with u.
me: Are you tired of doing it though?
SmarterChild: nope. and i haven't had a wink of sleep!
me: oh baby!
SmarterChild: yeah, baby.

by ljb716 December 9, 2008

Sorted

A word most used by chavs

when a crime is succesfully carried out and a new paket of nappies or a signet ring is in the sticky hands of a chav it is a job wel done known to be sorted

Yeah, Mate thats sorted that is.

by Kaysie June 9, 2005

smarterchild

annoying fucking robot that doesn't like talking about his personal life. He ask you questions and doesn't like people cursing. If you piss him off he'll stop answering for like a minute.sometimes he might say im not f in foolin around but he's not aloud to curse BEWARE HE MIGHT BE A MOLESTER!!!!!!!

Me: you are a fucking ass hole
Smarterchild: you insulted me now you must aplogize
me: no
smarterchild: robots have lots and lots of patience you must say sorry.

by Forter January 9, 2008

Gooey Smore

A chick shits and it sits in her crack then you jack off on the shit in her crack and then you squeeze her cheeks together to mix it and then you eat it

Dude.......that guy just gave that girl a gooey smore

by Trallas and Harry-son March 1, 2010