Smoothie

Spencer.

Damn Spencer...you're a smoothie.

by Noot noot noot noot July 10, 2017

Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 08, 2017

Smoothie

Someone who is mentally challenged

smoothie : no example needed

by Blur.999 October 17, 2019

stiring the smoothie

When you play with a guys cum in your mouth.

After he shot his load in her mouth he looked up to see her stiring the smoothie.

by alwaysinthedark March 07, 2015

Smoothies

A pair of shaved or waxed testicles, ideally prepared for "teabagging".

see also: SlickSack

The Twink has a pair of Smoothies.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

Smoothy

A freshly shaved or waxed vagina.

"Sheila is getting waxed today. Can't wait to dive into her smoothy tonight."

by Krylian August 31, 2023

detox smoothie

Detox smoothie is any drink claiming to clean your system, not backed up by science.
Synonim: magic potion

I just had a detox smoothie.

by Fnt101 June 22, 2023