million-watt smile

When the room lights up cause you flash yo teeth.

Jon Wirth has a million-watt smile, I'm blinded when I make him laugh.

by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup June 17, 2016

SMIF

shoot myself in face

"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."

"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."

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by theRoungetable August 6, 2009

silf

Sheep I'd Like To Fuck

Commonly Used in Wales

Welsh Farmer: oh, thats a mighty fine sheep
Welsh Farmer b: yes it is a silf.

by ROBERT SAVAGE July 8, 2006

Glasgow smile

A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.

Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.

by Muhreetard December 18, 2008

auto smiles

when you make a smiley ---> ;) while aiming and it automatically transforms into those stupid ugly looking ones.

UGH i hate auto smiles!!
whenever i make a smiley it morphs into a more realistic, accurate one.

by toucansaresexy! March 18, 2009

gay smile

An open-mouthed smile intended to show off pearly-white perfect teeth. A way of showing how fabulous you are and what a fabulous time you are having surrounded by fabulous people and fabulous things.

You gotta love that Andy Cohen gay smile.

by NYC Observer November 16, 2013

smile pill

Another name for E as seen in the movie Garden State. Zach Braff took a smile pill.

Dude, you need to take one of these smile pill's. It'll make you feel greeeat!

by UKNO2008 September 24, 2008