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Sleep Raped

When you are performing an action or activity, only to awake hours or days later in a totally different location, sometimes not remembering what you were doing before the Sleep Rape.
John - Dude, where did you go last night?
Tom - Sorry man, I got Sleep Raped.
by Wolf-Bane February 15, 2010
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sleep sacknia

Older men have elongated ball sacks (scrotums) that may block their anal blowholes when they lay on their backs. Thus a flapping sound is reverberated whenever a fart tries to pass the ballsack.
The sound that was perfected by Schemp of the Three Stooges while he acted like he was asleep...it has long neen debated that Moe was actually a sleep sacknia sufferer...until his passing.
by Ranger0n September 24, 2011
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Sleep Inertia

The sensation of being half conscious or only partially awake usually occurring immediately after waking up. It is also accompanied by a desire to continue sleeping.
Jim awoke early one morning for work after a rather weak-ass sleep. The force of his sleep inertia was strong that morning. So strong in fact that Jim couldn't help himself but fall back to sleep, consequently missing his shift.
by Woody89 July 27, 2012
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sleep loving

making love (sex with a loved-one) while half asleep
sleep loving includes middle of night or early in morning quick love making, followed typically by more sleep
by Waldo Incognito May 27, 2013
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sleep assault

A sexual fetish involving the fantasy of performing sexual acts on or with a person while they are asleep. The reverse fantasy is of having someone perform sexual acts on or with you while you are asleep.
I would love it if my husband would sleep assault me.
by abacadabra77 April 13, 2015
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Open Sleeman

Having anal sex until the person's asshole is gaping and then peeing in the gaping asshole.
We were having the best anal until I couldn't hold in my pee any more and accidentally gave her an open sleeman.
by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011
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Casey Anthony Sleep Aid

My baby wouldn't stop crying last night so I used the Casey Anthony Sleep Aid, it's still asleep!
by Spaghetti Western November 25, 2011
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