sloppy jetpack

When a person who is being the little spoon, gives you a reach around, because they are in the mood early in the morning. AKA= sloppy reach around

Kate gave him a sloppy jetpack because she didn't need to be at work for a hour!

by St. Bart's Single Ladies Youth January 23, 2016

Sloppy Kip

When a woman is pegging a guy who has eaten way too much (for example five quarter pounders, a schnitzza and a cheesecake) then empties their bowls mid act

I got covered in sloppy kip last night while I was pegging this guy

by KattsKitchen February 26, 2022

sloppy track

to have a severe case of the runs

"Dammit, I'm on my 3rd pair of boxers already today... I've got such a sloppy track lately..."

by Ron Nutter August 3, 2009

Sloppy mop

A really bad kisser, who gets spit all around your mouth after necking

My ex, was a really bad kisser, like a sloppy mop

by Illgiveyemaaskined June 13, 2016

Sloppy Stable

When two bronies have sexual intercourse while they smear themselves in each other's fecal matter.

"Though it is not common, at some brony conventions people like to partake in sloppy stables."

by CarliahEbondell July 19, 2019

Sloppy Scooter

Fucking your partner in the pussy and ass simultaneously. Alternating between vagina and ass with each stroke.

Bro I was coked the fuck out last night and fucking gave that J town slut a Sloppy Scooter. The little sloot loved it, she said she came 18 times.

by Djangos Riff June 15, 2020

sloppy goldberg

When a girl of the FEMALE variety is giving oneself a too-much-saliva knob-schlob and the girl proceeds to put her thumb up oneself's buttocks

That FEMALE was giving me a filthy blowjob when she caught me by surprise with a Sloppy Goldberg

by BigBoi369 August 21, 2017