Busted Skunk

1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.

2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.
“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”

“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”

“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”

“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”
by SMcGee May 06, 2022
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skunk bitch

a girl that talks a lot of shit and has vaginitis
that bitch talk hella shit. but she smells like a skunk bitch.
by lawquizox September 30, 2020
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Urban Skunk

Noun - An inhabitant of the inner city who urinates and defecates on himself in order to deter attack or close physical contact, particularly with law enforcement.
I told my new partner Mike "Don't bother that bum, he's an urban skunk and he'll crap himself if you get too close." Mike didn't listen and now he's washing his boots with disinfectant.
by Fisher Fowl April 30, 2009
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Urban Skunk

Slang term used when describing the smell of marijuana wafting through the air in a parking structure in an urban area.
"Dang! It's only 8 am on a Monday and someones smoking that Urban Skunk"

"Oh shit, whats that smell?" "I can't be sure but I think Urban Skunk."
by poopwindowofopportunity June 30, 2014
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Skunk Bush

Skunk bush is when one desires to add some spicy activity in their pubic life, so they bleach a white strip in the center of their bush.
Josh: Yo, did you hear Will's got that Skunk Bush?
Austin: Yeah, dude. It's so cool!
by Sneepdeeg March 18, 2017
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bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.
After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.
by Tcwilly June 08, 2020
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skunk buddy

When a homeless guy has a friend he rolls with and they both stink
Skunk buddy's board the bus........passenger 1:damn you guys stink...... Passenger 2:vomits....... Passenger 3 : fucking hell smells like a rat done a shit.......passenger 4 leaves bus heaving..... Skunk buddy 1 says:good we have the whole bus to ourself let's sleep
by my phrases are all real January 22, 2014
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