Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

blow my skirt up

Is when something happens that excites you. (Blows you away)

That movie did/didnt blow my skirt up

by Cybergora April 2, 2017

Skirt the line

Doesn’t matter or take easy of something

Anyway, he’d Skirt the line if he couldn’t see the harm in it

by Billions123! June 8, 2018

skirt tails

Little and immature women

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.

by Jo_xo October 7, 2023

Skirt shuffle

When a pre op trans woman jerks herself off under her skirt. Another version of pocket pool.

I saw this woman doing the skirt shuffle at a train station, it was very weird

by Dabslevent May 10, 2024

mullet skirt

Those trendy "high-low" skirts that girls seem to love, but they actually just look like mullets.

"Did you see that cute skirt that Trina was wearing that was short in front and long in the back?"
"Yes I did. It's a mullet skirt."

by mollyfigjam July 29, 2014

bologna skirt

A sexual practice involving cutting a hole into a slice of bologna and placing it around a man's penis in the manner of a skirt.

Playing with whipped cream is passé. All the cool girls are making bologna skirts.

by MakeUpAlley Refugee June 13, 2011