Spock shock

Giving a girl the shocker, but with two fingers in each orifice, making it resemble the Trekkie sign.

Dude, last night I gave Laquiqui the Spock shock!

by Ant Lion May 15, 2010

Heat Shock

When you step out of an air conditioned room and into 95 degree weather.

Whoa heat shock!

by gk339 August 13, 2009

shock the nation

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink

guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro

by noabbshere November 29, 2016

Cock Shock

While watching porn, right before you bust, the porno switches to an image of a cock or the man's ass not allowing you to achieve maximum bustability.

Ben: Dawg i hadnt jerked it in 7 months after my surgery and when i did for the first time i got Cock Shock.

Liz: DAWGG THAT BLOWS!

by LZIVELEZ February 24, 2010

Shock Horror

1) A word to replace 'Oh my god', or 'omg', and so on, or to express your emotions (shock and horror, duuh)

2) Can also be used when surprised.

1)
Teacher: And... Stacy, you seem to have broken your record of always getting the bottom marks. Well done, you got 100% on your maths paper.

Stacy: Shock horror, say what?!

2)
Rapist: Surprise!

Rapee: SHOCK HORROR!

by The Muffin... Woman. July 18, 2009

Prophylactic Shock

The sudden cessation of thought and action caused by surprise when it is discovered that a condom has broken

When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.

by iRustin January 2, 2010

Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)

" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"

by Brad Nye September 28, 2008