Shmooped

The act of getting shit dick everywhere during anal. To poop on ones penis.

This new girl shmooped on me last night. It was horrible.

Dude, I heard she shmooped ya.

by skuttlebutt July 12, 2016

Shmoopsie Poopsie

A sexual position where your partner deficates on a window or glass surface, proceeds to smear it, and than the women is pressed up against the shit smeared surface and anally ravaged.

“My mom walked in my room and questioned me about what me and my girlfriend were doing! She saw the aftermath of our shmoopsie poopsie!”

by Sir Jonathan Dingdong II August 3, 2018

Shmoopies

You got butts on your muffin butts

No you're the shmoopies

by Dark dildo666 October 15, 2021

Shmoopoo

A term of endearment for one's significant other.

Shmoopoo! Can you rub my edges?

by monkK1 January 17, 2022

Shmooph

When a women breaths out the nipple hole of their boobs.

her face was taped so she had to shmooph

by Ferndando February 22, 2022

Shmoopa

So like when you… when you have to poop but(t)like no cuz your like why does that feel kinda good.

Steven: Bro I gotta shmoopa rn
Stephen: What’s that?
Steven: So like when you… when you have to poop but(t)like no cuz your like why does that feel kinda good.

by DoomyMoomy February 27, 2022

Shmoopi-Doopy

A Shmoopi-Doopy Is when you rub your poop on a living animal or human.

I smeared my poop on my Mom!.. oh well that was a good Shmoopi-Doopy.

by Toes migee September 16, 2022