shawn michael McReynolds

G. o. (big) D

Shawn Michael McReynolds is GoD

by Sourpatch July 29, 2022

Shawn

A friend of Brad and Chad who just got out of rehab and going to grow cannabis for them.

"Shawn said we need to feed the plants 4.0EC"

by Flyng Swordzman April 13, 2022

Shawn

Shawn is a name that is already very attractive. He is also very cute, sexy and sensitive when you get to know him. He knows how to treat his girl right and is a god of perfecion.

Girl 1: This guy called Shawn is so fucking hot!
Girl 2: I know who you’re talking about, his name is already hot!!

by BenbSenza January 9, 2019

Shawn

The most sexy lady within the dank memer community. She is our god. Our eternal saviour. All hail.

Fan: Have you heard the word of the lord? Shawn is here to save us!

Shawn: Fear not my children, for I am here to save you with my mute powers.

by Shawn Simpers September 12, 2021

Shawn Baloch

A guy who lives in Houston Texas cusses way too much says words like nigga nigger faggot and retarded a lot too

Shawn Baloch: fuck you faggot you are a fucking asshole

Shawn Baloch: You guys fucking retarded

Shawn Baloch: Faggot is such a funny word

Shawn Baloch: Retarded is such a funny word

Shawn Balovh you a bitch nigga ass faggot

Shawn Baloch: Shut the fuck up you retarded bitch ass

Shawn Baloch: Fuck that you retarded piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: You're a fucking faggot piece of shit

Shawn Baloch: you're a faggot

Shawn Baloch: Farrukh is retarded

Shawn Baloch: fuck this faggot nigger

Shawn Baloch: FUCK THAT FAGGOT ASS BITCH RETARDED FUCKING CUNT ASS FAGGOT NIGGA THAT BITCH IS DUMB AS SHIT FUCK HIM

by Goodgiy4321 June 18, 2024

Royal Shawn

The act of pooping directly into someone's butthole and then they poop that poop out into the persons mouth while they sing Hello by Adele.

Man last night I gave Tina a royal shawn. Her singing voice is beautiful.

by Rs kills October 1, 2020

Shawn

Someone very zesty that envy's seeing his friend win and will do anything to get in the way and destroy everything they care about. Shawn's are often scammers and cockblockers. Shawn's are typically disliked by everyone and outcasted from the group.

You're acting so zesty, you're being a Shawn.

by dark skin beast February 1, 2023