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sephora kid

some annoying little shit that runs around screaming "drunk elephant" and begging her mom to get her some bum bum cream or something.
TRUE STORY***!!!!!!!
*me and my friend after buying the entire Hot Topic store we go into five below*
Me: omfg look at these cute gir shirts X3
Friend: HATSUME MIKU TOO X3
Me: oml.. I'ma cry
Friend: why?
Me: s-s-s-s-s-s-sephora kid-d-d-d--d-d-d...
Friend: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-where ????????????????????????
Me: t-t-there..
Sephora kid: DRUNK ELEPHANT BUBBLE STANELY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Me: ..yeah we're going to mars
by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025
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cheeky seph

A phrase that is used when someone is getting cocky or Arrogant and they are annoying or a person that is hated up on
by Mcbigknob March 13, 2017
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Joseph "Seph" Chua

Financial analyst by day, diku analyst by night. Rumored to be in Boston but with reporting sightings of him in various parts of the world.

Undisputed checker of all dikus, High Lord of the crouch and nether realms, ruler of parts that don't see the light.
I thought I was going to get away with not wearing any dikus but lo and behold, there was Joseph "Seph" Chua looming behind me, like a spectre. It was there and then that I knew, I was truly "sephed".
by Baron of Truth November 22, 2021
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Luftg'selcht

A humorous Austrian slang term describing a person who appears dazed, slow, or mentally foggy — like someone who’s high, but isn’t. The word literally means “air-smoked,” a twist on the Austrian dialect term g'selcht (smoked meat), implying someone’s brain has been "smoked" by air alone.

Origin:
Derived from Austrian dialect. Refers to the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein” — a mummified priest on display in Upper Austria. The term playfully evolved to describe the zombified state of being slow and mentally absent, minus any substances.
– “Oida, wie lang brauchst du zum Schuach binden – bist heut wieder komplett luftg’selcht oder was?”
– "Hawarra, des is a Radlweg und koa Parkplatz. Hoffentlich bist wenigstens angsoffn und ned anfoch luftg'selcht!"
by Frenkynator June 2, 2025
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Luftg’selcht

Definition:
A uniquely Austrian slang term used to describe someone who acts slow, confused, or spaced out — like they’re “smoked” but without actually smoking anything. It’s like their brain is “smoked by air” (Luft = air, g’selcht = smoked). Basically, you’re mentally foggy, distracted, or just plain slow — but sober.
Origin:
From the Austrian dialect g’selcht meaning “smoked” (like smoked meat). The term “luftg’selcht” jokingly refers to someone who behaves as if they were smoked (high or dazed), but only by air — no substances involved. Inspired by the “Luftg’selchter Pfarrer von St. Thomas am Blasenstein,” a famous mummy in Upper Austria.
“Am Montag bin ich voll luftg’selcht, brauch erstmal Kaffee.”

“Bist du heut wieder luftg’selcht oder was?”

“Der Hans ist komplett luftg’selcht, der schaut dauernd in die Luft.”
by Frenkynator June 2, 2025
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lake of sulphur

Let's listen to Lake of Sulphur and Byzantine....
by Returner April 16, 2004
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seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude
by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024
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