Scottish Tower

Like an Eiffel Tower, but with a sheep.

We lifted our kilts and made a Scottish Tower at the farm.

by ScottishKilt February 16, 2021

Scottish purse

To be used as a sexual innuendo. To be used mainly from a man to a woman. To imply or to do. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

I'm going to give you the old Scottish purse.

by KBAZ January 12, 2024

scottish meat pie

While having sex after an evening of pub crawling, accidentally taking a dump on your partner'S chest during anal stimulatio

She was looking for a sexual end to a romantic evening but ended up with a Scottish Meat Pie

by RevsMenu February 01, 2016

scottish pain relief

A uncommon Nickname for Scotch whisky referring to alcohols tendency to relief pain

Mike:hey Ron what are you drinking

Ron: a little bit of scottish pain relief

by Its_a_jaggggg October 22, 2022

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whisky, and applying bare butt cheeks on someone’s drunken passed out face.

Oh Hey! did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper?!

by Morehoes April 23, 2018

Scottish Eye Socket

While wearing a kilt, drinking scotch whiskey, and applying your bare naked butt cheeks on your drunken buddy’s face.

Oh hey! Did you see Jeff give Joe a Scottish Eye Socket in his camper last night!?

by Morehoes April 23, 2018

Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta November 30, 2010