schwantes

A prick that does not have many friends. Usually Nicknamed Admiral Schwantes

You are so rude, you could be the next Schwantes

by Schwantes September 25, 2017

schlanked

Utterly fucked up beyond all recognition by elicit substances such as killa kush, xanys, or alcohol.

My boy has been schlanked all week, he can’t even remember his name.

by XxskeetskeetmotherfuckerxX October 27, 2017

Schwang

When you go for a high-five but miss because you are aiming down

Dude 1: High-five bro!
Dude 2: *Aims down*
Dude 2: SCHWANG
Dude 1: I can't believe you schwanged me...this friendship is over

by toastyapples December 3, 2017

schmanke

An expression of gratitude when you feel abashed or any other emotion. A yiddish thank you.

Teacher: "Here's your stat test."
Students: "Schmanke!"

Teacher: "Schmanke."

by Bloopbloopblopyiddishchristian February 15, 2018

Schwunk

When someone swings on you so hard, you fall back. Almost like you've shrunk after getting swung on.

One more swing and I would've been schwunk

by StyloFM May 20, 2018

Schwaak

Pronounounced shu w awk. A Glass pipe, bubble, meth pipe, glass dick for smoking some shit.

-one schwaak
--a what?!
-a glass dick, motherfucker
--huh?
-SELL ME ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FIVE DOLLAR INCENCE BURNING GLASS BUBBLE PIEZO METH PIPES MOTHERFUCKER!!!
--Sir, we do not carry such items, this is a tupperware party*

*see tuperware. Def.

by Clearisol Frank May 29, 2018

Schwang

To battle with lightsabers

Dude, you wanna go schwang?

by djkmom June 30, 2018