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schmegma 

Crustal formations around the peenieacaitlin&arielle
Please scrape that schmegma off of ur peenie!!
schmegma by ms sheperoni March 9, 2003
damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!
Schmede by paetreik October 29, 2008

Schlegel 

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life
Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.
Schlegel by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006

Schmeckle 

Big long hairy thing that gets the tip cut off at a briss. (See Penis)
Well we had better go cut off his schmeckle
Schmeckle by Mislead1312 August 10, 2005

schmeckle 

The spring inside of a pen, a well known currency.
Daaaaannnnggggg! thats a lot of schmeckle! YOU be drippin
schmeckle by the real dave12 January 30, 2020
word used to describe something that has become dirty in any way.
I dropped my sucker on the ground and got it all schmeckie
schmeckie by IzLisa November 9, 2003