chicken scratch

Excessively messy, unreadable handwriting. Usually similar to; if not, a serial killer's handwriting.

Man I couldn't read the note he wrote me. It was straight up chicken scratch, on the real.

by Foxy June 17, 2003

scratch that dirty neck

A nice follow up to a traditional burn of sorts. Used mainly in the early to mid eighties.... It's up to you guys to bring it back!

Basically, picture what someone looks like after getting burned.... Head down, scratching the back of their neck in embarrassment... So sad.

Scenario:

Person 1 - Asians suck at football. There has never been a good asian football player
Person 2 - What about Jr. Seau!?
Person 1 - Jr. Seau is polynesian, not asian, you dumbass
Third Party - Ohh! You got moded! SCRATCH THAT DIRTY NECK!

by Mike Cirami August 31, 2006

scratch.mit.edu

A website in which many use but IS CRAWLING WITH BULLSHIT 6 YEAR OLDS THAT ONLY PLAY POPULAR GAMES AND US OLD GOOD CODERS EGT NO ATTENTION FROM THWE BULLSHIT KIDS THAT JUST CLICK ON THE FIRST GAME THY SEE

hey class get on scratch.mit.edu and make an original project:
Class remixes griffpatcchs games

by 2GuysFullOfLies FollOw me July 6, 2019

Nigger scratch

Bad graffiti, such as that thrown up by a gangmember with no talent.

"Man! Look at all that nigger scratch on your wall!"
"I know, I need to get some Mexicans in here that care about their art."

"Looks like 2-Loc put up more nigger scratch on your property again"

by Sqquirrel August 19, 2013

Arnold Scratchanigger

Easier way to spell arnold swarchanigger. Also a better way to pronounce just make sure there isn't any black guys around.

Blacky turns to see if any black people or minorities is around then proceeds to say "Arnold Scratchanigger is one ripped nigger"

by BlackerKid November 2, 2011

Scratcher

A person with a more than plentiful amount of money whom refuses to spend it or donate it and pleads poverty. Buying the cheapest of the cheap unnecessarily. Could sometimes be an employer who fails to maintain the upkeep of his/her employees even though they make the 'Scratcher' tonnes of money.

"SIR, SIR...THE ARSE END HAS FALLEN OUT OF ASBESTOS PROTECTION DUST MASK" "WRAP A BIT OF GAFFER TAPE ROUND IT AND CRACK ON YOUNG KEITH, THOSE THINGS COST TWO POUND FIFTY, YOU'RE NOT HAVING A FRESH ONE EVERY WEEK" "HONESTLY, MY BOSS IS A BLOODY SCRATCHER"

by Which Shoes? April 6, 2016

flat scratch

When a guy's nuts itch he must pull the sack tight with one hand and give it a scratch with the index fingernail.

There is nothing like a good flat scratch to make the itch go away.

by rick p May 30, 2006