Sasha Siks

A dwarf-merlin hybrid, closely related to the house-elf subspecies. Can generally be found in Central Washington State.

Guy 1: Dude, i stopped at McDonald's in this Hick ass town called Ellensburg, and I thought i saw Sasha siks hiding his mithril.

Guy 2: Did U give him a sock so he can leave his master?

by ohsweetjesus220 November 20, 2010

sausage

sausage

friend: eat?
me: sausage

by Xonde April 19, 2019

sausage cubby

1. Vaginal opening
2. Oral opening of slutty female

Shut your sausage cubby, bitch.

by jinx September 12, 2003

Find the sausage

to give someone a blow job

we played find the sausage

by Tom Delonge December 6, 2004

cornish sausage

Inserting a steaming turd into a condom and tying it closed.

This cornish sausage appears to have remnants of peanuts and spinach in it.

by MonkeyHustle December 19, 2005

sausage jockey

Someone who literally likes to ride the sausage of another male.

Oh Yuck, look at that man riding that guys sausage dude.

by Lousy August 29, 2003

pink, velvet sausage wallet

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

by Avery December 23, 2003