sheetrock sandwich

A sheet rock sandwich is defined when a drywall hanger/installer takes a shit on a piece of sheet rock and smashes it together.

I must have picked up a sheetrock sandwich while putting the scraps in the dumpster. Now I have shit all over my hands.

by cglass32 April 3, 2017

ketchup sandwich

when you have no found in the house, its a kind of sandwich you eat when you have only bread

I aint go shoppin' so we had ketchup sandwiches for lunch.

by DarkNova April 5, 2002

cockmeat sandwich

A blowjob basically.

Big Bob's coming in to give you a cockmeat sandwich! Be prepared!

by big___a August 9, 2007

boss sandwich

An unfortunate cubicle configuration in which you find yourself sandwiched in between two of your bosses.

I can't even check my GMail account at work because I'm in a total boss sandwich

I'm such a sad panda at work these days. I'm totally the lunch meat in a major boss sandwich.

by AK47 & Bowlerina January 30, 2009

porn sandwich

(n)

A stack of three or more video tapes or dvds selected at a rental store with risque or pronographic material absent from the top or bottom of the stack but appearing anywhere in between intended to divert the rental clerk from judging the renter as a pervert.

The chick renting me Showgirls was kind of cute, so I made a porn sandwich with Happy Gilmore and The Shawshank Redemption.

by Chuck S September 30, 2006

Rub Sandwich

Where you take your penis in both the palms of your hands and rub them back and forth creating the image of a sandwich

Guy 1: Hey dude last night this chick gave me a rub sandwich!

Guy 2: No way!

by Thomas Hill November 12, 2005

haji sandwich

A breakfast item commonly found at the continental breakfast of a Haji-run Kansas City Econo-Lodge. Excellent snack for sharing with your neighbors while sitting in traffic because of their aerodynamic design.

I'm so hungry I could eat a Haji Sandwich.

by Little Elvis October 5, 2006