Ultimate Sanchez

During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.

Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"

Chad - "Did she die??"

Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."

Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"

by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011

Marinara Sanchez

A twist on the conventional "Dirty Sanchez", where a man fucks his woman in any position while she is on the rag and then pulls out and wipes his bloody cock across her upper lip, making a nice red mustache.

I was really horny tonight but my old lady was on the rag and didn't want any. So, just to teach her a good lesson, after I had my way with her, I held her down and gave her a nice Marinara Sanchez.

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 8, 2006

Dirty Sanchez (etymological)

A Dirty Sanchez occurs when the passive partner (male or female) is sodomized and a coating of mucus/feces/lube remains on the shaft of the active partner's penis. He pulls out and the passive partner fellates him, drawing the member into his/her mouth through tightly pursed lips. This acts to squeegee the matter from the penis into a thin line or bead encircling the mouth. It forms a John Waters's moustache-like deposit on the recipient's upper lip like the moustache on a Mexican guy (e.g., from a 1930s movie; hence "Sanchez"), or John Waters. (A "Filthy Waters" is equally descriptive, but that term hasn't caught on perhaps due to its being a bit esoteric.)

I butt-fucked my girlfriend last night and she got the cutest little Dirty Sanchez when she sucked me clean. Thus the Dirty Sanchez (etymological) is an artifact of another act—it just happens; no fingers needed.

by Sterling Pfeffernüsse January 10, 2011

dirty sanchez

when anyone male or female stick there finger up his or her ass and rubs it along someones mustache leaving a horrible smell

corey gave that kid a good dirty sanchez

by cma05wl November 26, 2009

reverse dirty sanchez

Basically the revers dirty sanchez is the same as a regular dirty sanchez, the only difference being that the female enters the males anus with her fingers and wipes them accross his upper lip resuling in an authentic looking moustach.

"I went for the dirty sanchez on sandra last night but she countered and hit me with the reverse dirty sanchez"

by Billybobfulton July 16, 2006

Dirty Sanchez

1) When a man and woman engage in sexual intercourse, generally in a dog-like position (doggy style), the man, while laying the bone, proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into said womans anus. Upon the removal of the fingers, the man proceeds to whipe the fecal residue on the womans upper lip. The look of the woman is one of utter disgust, resulting in her looking like a dirty mexican named Sanchez. Hence, the name Dirty Sanchez
2) A disgustingly unkempt moustache, that actually looks like it's made of shit.

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS, THE SHIT MAY BURN HER LIP. USE EXTREME CAUTION.

1) Look at his moustache, what a fucking Dirty Sanchez!
2) Bro, I got so into it last night, I just had to give her a dirty sanchez

by Mister Meat December 13, 2009

dirty sanchez

A situation that arises when a defensive player slams a defenseless Mark Sanchez into the ground causing his uniform to become tarnished with dirt and grass stains.

The blind-sided hit by Justin Tuck resulted in a loss of five yards, but more importantly; a dirty sanchez.

by gmen44 January 18, 2010