Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021
Get the Samuel Lockemug. a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.
Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con
by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022
Get the samuel conmug. The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama
Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!
by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022
Get the Samuel Harnessmug. The best thing that has happened to Elisha. The kindest most patient man ever and anyone would be lucky to know him.
by thiqueapple June 17, 2019
Get the Samuel Kevinmug. A Jean-Samuel is a type a person that likes the challenges. Likes the challenges but doesn't like the change so much. Loves to work in team but also likes working alone. Let's say he's just the all-type-of-guy guy. Funny smiling kinda guy, loves to gatheround a Cocktail or brewski for a good ol' get together and talk about smack and jack. You want a Jean-Samuel in your Wolfpack. He's the man, the only one, the alpha male that will make people feel easy on them selves. Relax, have one and enjoy !
Jean-Samuel
by Jean-Samuel February 4, 2010
Get the Jean-Samuelmug. Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
by Conny1234 February 9, 2009
Get the Asante Samuelmug. Samuel P is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Samuel P" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by BlacKOoze November 22, 2010
Get the Samuel Pmug.