Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.
by Luca dargenio May 14, 2019
Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"
A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.
That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.
I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!
That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.
I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!
by Jacques from (Of mice and men) May 02, 2022
Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
by Adolf H1tler November 04, 2021
The best thing that has happened to Elisha. The kindest most patient man ever and anyone would be lucky to know him.
I love you Samuel Kevin. Happy Birthday.
by thiqueapple June 18, 2019
A Jean-Samuel is a type a person that likes the challenges. Likes the challenges but doesn't like the change so much. Loves to work in team but also likes working alone. Let's say he's just the all-type-of-guy guy. Funny smiling kinda guy, loves to gatheround a Cocktail or brewski for a good ol' get together and talk about smack and jack. You want a Jean-Samuel in your Wolfpack. He's the man, the only one, the alpha male that will make people feel easy on them selves. Relax, have one and enjoy !
Jean-Samuel
by Jean-Samuel February 04, 2010
Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
by Conny1234 February 10, 2009
Samuel P is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Samuel P" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by BlacKOoze November 20, 2010