swaffle

(vb): to show a particular female feelings through mediums like:e-mails(hotmail only), telegrams, letters(US only).

(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.

To swaffle is a virtue.

You swaffled her until you drove her out of her medium.

by umpo June 10, 2009

Staffhole

The arrogant asshole personnel who make up an organizational staff and have a general propensity to abuse their position when dealing or associating with others, often due to their perceived status, assumed power as part of their position led by incompetence. Frequently associated with incompetent local, state and federal representative offices and similar bureaucracies. Unaccountable, faceless and blameless in nature, yet consistenly blame and bitch at everyone else. These will often be the first individuals to promote a positive blog entry for their self-serving bosses, when the general public is ready to put some of their flesh on the yardarm.

Make a call to a politicians office to voice a concern or request (such as ANY Keli-fornia state ass-embly or spend-a-tor) you'll often be greeted by a Staffhole who will avoid answering/discussing the original topic and then insult you by letting you know how really insignificant your needs are. Oh, and don't dare to bother them again. They KNOW who you are.

by arotrhd June 19, 2009

Staff meet

verb: to staff meet

1. To be trapped in a meeting by one's boss. This meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. It usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. A type of punishment for being a good employee. Usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.

BOSS: "Gather around me girls! Let's staff meet!"
Girl 1: "Jesus Lord. Not again!"
Girl 2: "She's scratching her crotch too" :(
Girl 3: *walks in* "What's going on?"
Girl 2: We were just staff met.

by why.me July 16, 2011

Staff Crazy

When an employer/boss of a company goes crazy and employs loads of people in a short amount of time for no apparent reason.

-"Dude, Dave's gone staff crazy!"

-"I know right, yesterday i saw three trainees and today i saw another five new guys at the cafeteria. That shit cray!"

by thegrizzelybear March 3, 2012

swaffing

When you break up with a crazy girlfriend and suddenly become incredibly popular and successful with all the ladies.

Ever since Joe broke up with that psycho girl Julia, he's been swaffing hard - he brought home three girls in the past week!

by pi.guy September 10, 2016

Swaffle

To rub something on ones genitals

Bro I just swaffled that girls phone. Nice broo

by Swagdaddy J May 12, 2016

Stafford Senior High School

A sick and twisted place where sadists run rampant. If you sit down on one of the toilets, odds are you’ll be picking up 3 different strains of aids. The male population of the school is made up of ugly red necks, cringe rich boys, and kids that pretend like they’re from the ghetto. The females are snobby, fake, and most are complete hypocrites. The topic of conversation amongst peers is usually shit-talking because everyone is so bored with their own lives that the only way they find joy is from tearing others down. The AP’s are corrupt and abusive towards the students. They don’t give enough time between classes for you to even get your books together and then there’s a massive staircase that you have to run up and down the entire day. Most people spend more time exercising between classes than at actually P.E. Because all we do during class are “instant activities.” All the P.E. Teachers are out of shape, they’re rude and entitled and lazy. Most teachers aren’t even informed on the class they’re meant to be teaching. Nearly every female that attends switches to online school by their junior year because of how impossible it is to learn there.

Person 1: What high school did you go to?

Person 2: Stafford Senior High School
Person 1: oh.. I’m sorry to hear that

by pandaganjaweed April 17, 2019