I stole your tampon

The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.

I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.

by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011

Accu-stoned

The spacy, blissful, stoned feeling one gets after a session of acupuncture.

See also massage stoned

I was so accu-stoned after my appt at the eastern medicine clinic I could barely function at work.

by Reynold926 January 19, 2014

pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc

Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao

by Burnzify September 30, 2016

Eric Stoned

When you suck the fart out of your significant others ass, and blow it in their face.

OMG, he totally eric stoned me!!!

by Fogle67 January 26, 2018

Rosetta Stoned

Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.

It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.

by esk1mo May 29, 2018

hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.

My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.

by Steffoni April 22, 2020

Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013