Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
Scenario one-
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
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Get the snowflakemug. A Seuss Snowflake is someone that is bent out of shape because Dr Seuss’ publisher decided to stop publishing a few of their books.
by CatchingRays March 9, 2021
Get the Seuss Snowflakemug. Any person who was born after the year 2000 and is a democrat is a snowflake. Antifa, BLM, and others similiar are sensitive snowflakes who are so thin skinned that mere words physically hurt them. P.S. Anyone who says "woke" also
by Cereal Killer Bitch July 3, 2022
Get the Snowflakemug. snou-flæ-k
Most commonly used by right wing individuals to describe people who take offense to things that they say that have been normalized to be considered offensive. Due to the current climate aimed at respecting all people, words that were once overseen as insults are most commonly seen in situation where the “snowflake” would call out the right wing person such as ‘retard’.
Most commonly used by right wing individuals to describe people who take offense to things that they say that have been normalized to be considered offensive. Due to the current climate aimed at respecting all people, words that were once overseen as insults are most commonly seen in situation where the “snowflake” would call out the right wing person such as ‘retard’.
“Are you fucking retarded?!”
“Hey man! That’s a slur bro you can’t say that”
“Stop being such a snowflake, people are so sensitive nowadays”
“Hey man! That’s a slur bro you can’t say that”
“Stop being such a snowflake, people are so sensitive nowadays”
by Connor’sButthole October 2, 2020
Get the Snowflakemug. Karen mad at a woman speaking Spanish at a PTA meeting.
Man sees a Blm poster , Pride flag and a biden 2020 sign and go crazy. He is such a snowflake.
Man sees a Blm poster , Pride flag and a biden 2020 sign and go crazy. He is such a snowflake.
by toagoa July 21, 2021
Get the Snowflakemug.