Snakeism 

The religious belief that the ideologies in metal gear solid can lead to guidance in life. The belief that solid snake and big boss are good role models.

Person :What is your belief?
Person 2: snakeism, kept you waiting huh?

Snakeism by Sharingan master 77 March 11, 2019

Idiot Snakebite 

A variation of the traditional "Snakebite" shot, where one licks salt from their hand, takes a shot of tequila and chases with a lime slice.

The Idiot Snakebite is a snort of salt up the nostril, shot of tequila and a squeeze of lime juice in one's eye.

Taking an Idiot Snakebite is a clear sign that you've had too much to drink.

Idiot Snakebite by Jazzual October 21, 2013

drain the snake 

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

drain the snake by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

Naked Snake 

The name for "Snake" in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. He is called "Naked Snake" because when he's sent into his mission, he doesn't carry any weapons with him (to be naked is to lack any armaments whatsoever).
Sounds kinda kinky, but we'll learn more in November 2004, eh? ^-^

"Kinda like 'Naked Jehuty' from ZOE2?"
-me

Naked Snake by Dave June 5, 2004

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

Shakespeare by kate November 22, 2004

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick by minuccp January 8, 2010

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is a brilliant game for PlayStation 2, featuring the world's longest ladder climb.

Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater by Jaaames January 9, 2009