a school that is full of yee yees and people that juul in the bathroom, not to mention, we suck at football.
by mr. griger August 23, 2019
Get the scurry rosser high school mug.to engage in 'self-satisfaction' when unable to get laid. A twinkie juicer will generally choke their smurf. A Tuna Wrangler will hardly ever have to choke their smurf since they are more than able to get a woman.
Ted: Oh yea, oh my gosh, yes YES!!!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
Ted's mom (to Ted's dad): what is he doing?!
Ted's dad: damnit, TED!! You should be doing your homework not choking the smurf! Besides, you're too loud!
by Courty March 4, 2008
Get the choking the smurf mug.His girlfriend hasn't had sex in the longest time and as a result because of the fact he dumped her. Also she has no way of getting the sexual orgasm she really needs. If she doesn't get it she will soon get smurf gorge.
She really hates when she gets smurf gorge.
What is wrong with her doctor? I am afraid due to the fact she hasn't had any sexual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.
She really hates when she gets smurf gorge.
What is wrong with her doctor? I am afraid due to the fact she hasn't had any sexual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.
by Someone20 March 14, 2009
Get the Smurf Gorge mug.This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.
Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending
Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?
Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend
by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011
Get the the grumpy smurf mug.A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.
Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.
Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs
Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs
Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
by c0ntr0lled_substance January 25, 2013
Get the smurf mug.Nitrous Oxide for cars. Used to add horsepower. "Smurf" refers to the color of the NOS system's tank (blue). "Juice" is a popular term for nitrous.
by SERvo February 13, 2004
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