Smoothie

A person with no pubic hair under the age of 13.

Chase enjoyed watching the smoothies at the splash pad.

by Borrini June 13, 2018

Smoothie

Someone who has a smooth brain, apparent by their severe lack of knowledge, a moron. Is unaware of how stupid they are.

look at all these smoothies posting a fake article on Facebook.

Is this smoothie really trying to merge onto the freeway doing 45?

by TheRowdyD January 24, 2020

Smoothie

A nice blowjob with absolutely no teeth.

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."

by Slangninjaninjaninja November 15, 2016

smoothie

someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity

Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!

by Karrde76 February 05, 2023

Smoothie

Smoothie as heard in NCT Dreams latest song When you cum inside someone and keep thrusting to "mix it up like a smoothie"

I made a smoothie inside that girl last night!

by Nuggets2000 April 14, 2024

Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in

This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie

by Krazie_jay January 14, 2021

Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 09, 2022