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Saint Peter

Is known biblically as the first pope, "The first stone to build his (God's) kingdom.."

The keeper of the gates (the keys) of heaven.

He was crucified upside down per his own request because he believed that he was not worthy to be crucified like Jesus. Consequently his cross is the inverted cross, which to some may be satanic. "Coincidentally," Jesus at one point does call Saint Peter "Satan" because "For you are not setting your mind on the things of God, but on the things of man.” Matthew 16:23; here, there is a distinction between Lucifer and Satan.

He is syncretized with the Orisha Ogun in the Santería tradition.
Ogun is also associated with keys.
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instant saint

noun.

A typically popular figure or 'celebrity' within the Roman Catholic religion who has been granted fast-tracked or expedited 'sainthood' by the Vatican.

The recent practice of producing and promoting 'instant saints' reveals the intention of the RC Church to maintain some form of relevance within a celebrity-obsessed and mediated culture, by abandoning its traditional practice of spending decades or even centuries of careful reflection, investigation and debate upon the worthiness or truth of an individual's potential 'saintliness', and instead proclaming a popular individual as a 'saint' mere months after his or her death while the media spotlight still burns brightly on that figure.

The phrase 'instant saint' is reminiscent of convenience food products such as 'instant rice' which is formulated to be cooked in a fraction of the time of traditional rice; and of 'instant stars', celebrities whose popularity was orchestrated by a big-budget marketing and promotional team instead of by submission to the trials of long-term public scrutiny.

A mere two years after his death, Pope John Paul II is likely to become the world's first instant saint, meaning that the Catholic Church believes it has irrefutable proof he has performed at least two miracles. Not just great works, but actual fucking miracles. We're talking loaves and fishes, walking on water, heavy shit like that, folks! Cue the Twilight Zone theme song.

If Mother Teresa had performed one more magic trick, she'd have been an instant saint, too. Instead she'll have to settle for beatification. This means that in saintly terms she's a bit of a pussy. (At least until one more zealot comes forward and claims to have been 'healed' of cancer by magic beams of light emanating from a photo of the wrinkly little, blue striped towel-wearing troll.)
In an age of instant saints, sainthood just ain't what it used to be. - Saint Joan of Arc

Instant saint? Then what was with all those fucking arrows, you dickwads? - Saint Sebastian
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Shinta

Himura Kenshin's real name. Origin: the animated series Rurouni Kenshin/Sasmurai X
Himura Shinta uses Ryu Tsui Sen
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Paris Saint Germain

Also known as PSG by the fans. Greatest football club in the world(real football where you actually use your feet).
Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships
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Saint Cloud, FL

a town in the middle of no where. nobody really knows of this town. and nobody in this town is worth shit. everybody lies and cheats. the highschool kids act like there 22. and the middle school kids act like there 18. and the adults act like there kids. everyone is either stuck up or stuck up someones ass. everyone needs to have apporval from someone even though they say they dont. everyone wants to fit in even though they clam they stick out. most people lie. actually everybody does. this town is worth nothing. and is a waste of space.
The Town Of Saint Cloud, FL Is Basically Full Of Wannabes Hasbeens And Untrusthworthy Whores And Dicks.
Piece Of Shit Town In Saint Cloud, FL With Nobody Worth Anything.
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Saints Fans

To be happy with your achievements despite coming second.
Cardiff with full of Saints Fans this weekend (17/5/03). Ok, they lost the cup, but they a party despite the miserable buggers from North London with faces as long as fuck knows what!
by J D May 18, 2003
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