Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.

Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

by FUQ, GRANDPA'S DED! March 5, 2020

break a leg sleeping

You tell this to a person when you want to wish someone a good nights sleep.

-Break a leg sleeping. -Thanks

by darulis June 18, 2020

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

co-sleeping

1. Parents sleeping next to their children.
2. Two people sleeping next to each other without engaging in sexual relations.

Dude, she was so drunk she passed out in my bed, but we didn't do anything. We were co-sleeping!

by Niketha February 28, 2009

asphalt sleeping

1- To pass out drunk / high in the street.
2- To snore after getting knocked out in a street fight.

1- "That guy was just laying next to his 40 can of beer asphalt sleeping."
2- "He got knocked out with just one punch. Now he is asphalt sleeping it off."

by SHP April 17, 2005

3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag

1: When it's far too hot to be comfortable. 2: When you walk between rooms or into a building and there is a sudden and drastic temperature increase.

Arizona in the summer is hotter than 3 fat people fucking in a sleeping bag.

by Stanton F September 14, 2008

Binge Sleeping

Binge sleeping is basically to sleep to pass long amounts of time even though one is not actually tired. Binge sleeping is also to sleep for certain amounts of time until the person or persons forgets something and/or it is no longer on their mind. Binge sleeping could also be what happens when someone is depressed and feel the need for exaggerated amounts of sleep. NOT napping.

Lilly was binge sleeping to forget the drama.

I was binge sleeping until the movie-date.

by LillyLizard26 July 24, 2009